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To unblock your phone, press *82 before dialing My number or simply leave a
voicemail and I'll return your call at My earliest convenience.
*Those interested in sessioning are required to complete and submit My online questionnaire prior to scheduling.
Be sure to include a return email address or instructions for preferred method of contact and I’ll respond as soon as
I’ve received & reviewed your information. My site does not contain tracking devices of any kind;
thus, I only know what you tell Me. Click Here For My Questionnaire
*A brief telephone conversation is also required before I will schedule an initial session with a new sub.
Be prepared to answer questions regarding your past BDSM experiences, interests, expectations, limits, etc.
Also, feel free to ask any questions or voice any concerns you may have at this time. If you ask a question already
answered by this site, I will refer you back to it.
*New subs who repeatedly cancel (i.e. more than once), fail to confirm, or fail to show up for their appointment
will never, ever, ever, ever, be scheduled again and will be haunted by the thought of what they missed for the
rest of their utterly boring lives. So be sure you can make it.
*Please do not ask Me to describe what will happen during O/our time together. I am not psychic; I have no idea what's going to happen and
even if I did know I wouldn't tell you because that would ruin the surprise and surprises are fun!
*Please do not ask Me to define unfamiliar terms; you should at least know what CBT means before trying to buy some.
Scheduling & Availability
*The easiest way to check My availability is by consulting My online calendar. With sufficient notice, I am generally available from 11 AM to 9
PM, 7 days a week unless otherwise noted. I update My calendar every morning.
Click Here To View Miranda’s Calendar
*I am often available for same day sessions. Please call as early in the day as possible; it is unlikely that I’ll be able to schedule those calling
later than 2 PM, but who knows? you might get lucky.
*Advance sessions with prior subs may be negotiated and scheduled entirely via email.
*I do not accept calls from blocked, unknown, or private numbers. To unblock your phone, select *82 before dialing My number or simply leave
a voicemail including a return number and the best time to call and I’ll get back to you at My earliest convenience. The best time to reach Me
via telephone is between the hours of 11 AM & 4 PM.
confirmation message (i.e. Hi Miranda. This is Yoko Ono calling to confirm O/our 2 o’clock. See you then!
*I offer 1/2 hour spanking, foot worship, and vacuum bed sessions. All other scenes require at least an hour.
*While gifts and the like are greatly appreciated, they are not expected and will not influence the session in any way.
*For the nervous, first-time client, I now offer "consultation sessions," which includes: a tour of the facilities, a brief explanation of all
equipment/session options available, and an extended explanation/demonstration of equipment pertaining to your particular areas of interest.
Additionally, I'll analyze your interests, desires, and limits and together W/we'll create a "session outline" that may be used for future
sessions.
Studio
*I conduct sessions in My home away from home, The Akron Underground a fully equipped, 1,000 sq. ft. professional dungeon facility
discreetly, yet centrally, located in Akron, OH. Click Here to Visit The Akron Underground Website
*The Akron Underground is available for rent to responsible persons for professional or personal use, at very reasonable prices. Interested
parties should send Me an email detailing their requirements: mistressmiranda@sbcglobal.net
*Those in need of directions should send Me an email requesting the link for My Directions page.
I’m really easy to find—just print it up and you’re on your way!
*All equipment is thoroughly cleaned & sanitized between uses and I constantly implement all possible safety precautions.
you are more then welcome to bring along any personal equipment or items that you would like included in the session.
*you will never run into another Mistress or sub while on the premises unless previously negotiated.
*I do not do out-calls, phone sessions, email training, dinner dates, or financial slavery.
*I am not in need of any personal/house slaves.
*I do not offer: showers of any kind, forced-bi scenes, pussy worship, skin-on-skin smothering, blood sports, piercing, enemas, scat, or heavy
body worship, and I am not comfortable using single-tail whips.
The Rules
*During the session proper, you may address Me as Miss, Ma'am, Mistress, or, Mistress Miranda and Miranda works just fine for all other
occasions (like over the phone). Please do not address Me by pet names or terms of endearment. you are not wearing the Mistress boots, I
am wearing the Mistress boots. you may wonder, Why is Miranda always the one wearing the Mistress boots? Because I look better in them
then you do, that's why.
*Please do not touch Me in a vulgar or inappropriate manner.
*Please do not ask Me for sexual favors. (Hand jobs and cunnilingus/analinigus count as sexual favors.)
*Please do not bring drugs or other illegal items into My dungeon. (Poppers count as a drug.)
*Please do not "joke" about pedophilia, bestiality, or satanism. In fact, if you’ve ever thought that any of the aforementioned might not be a
bad idea, don't ever, ever contact Me in any way.
*Please know that the violation of any of these rules will result in immediate & total banishment.
*If you want to make friends, good grooming habits are always a start. While I won't kick you out for bad hygiene, I will maintain a constant
10-foot distance, thereby effectively turning slut training into a twisted games of lawn darts. It's your choice.
