| Basic Session Information *In addition to submitting the slave application, a brief telephone conversation is also required before I will schedule an initial session with a new sub. Be prepared to answer questions regarding your past BDSM experiences, interests, expectations, limits, etc. Also, feel free to ask any questions or voice any concerns you may have at this time. If you ask a question already answered by this site, I will refer you back to it. *New subs who repeatedly cancel (i.e. more than once), fail to confirm, or fail to show up for their appointment will never, ever, ever, ever, be scheduled again and will be haunted by the thought of what they missed for the rest of their utterly boring lives. So be sure you can make it. *Please do not ask Me to describe what will happen during O/our time together. I am not psychic; I have no idea what's going to happen and even if I did know I wouldn't tell you because that would ruin the surprise and surprises are fun! *Please do not ask Me to define unfamiliar terms; you should know what the acronym "CBT" stands for before trying to buy some. Scheduling & Availability *The easiest way to check My availability is by consulting My online calendar. With sufficient notice (i.e. 24 hours or more), I am generally available from 10 AM to 9 PM, 7 days a week unless otherwise noted. I update My calendar every morning. *I am often available for same day sessions. Please call as early in the day as possible; it is unlikely that I’ll be able to schedule those calling later than 2 PM, but who knows? you might get lucky. *Advance sessions with prior subs may be negotiated and scheduled entirely via email. (you will still need to confim via telephone.) *I do not accept calls from blocked, unknown, or private numbers. To unblock your phone, select *82 before dialing My number or simply leave a voicemail including a return number and the best time to call and I’ll get back to you at My earliest convenience. The best time to reach Me via telephone is between the hours of 10 AM & 5 PM. *subs are required to confirm their session via telephone at least 2 hours prior to start time. If I don’t answer be sure to leave a simple confirmation message (i.e. Hi Miranda. This is Lydia Mischief calling to confirm O/our 2 o’clock. See you then!) *For the nervous, first-time client, I now offer "consultation sessions," which include: a tour of the facilities, a brief explanation of all equipment/session options available, and an extended explanation/demonstration of equipment pertaining to your particular areas of interest. Additionally, I'll analyze your interests, desires, and limits and together W/we'll create a "session outline" that may be used for future sessions. This type of session usually lasts for at least an hour. Studio *I conduct sessions in My home away from home, a fully equipped, 1,000 sq. ft. private dungeon facility discreetly, yet centrally, located in Akron, OH. *Those in need of directions should send Me an email requesting the link for My Directions page. I’m really easy to find—just print it up and you’re on your way! *All equipment is thoroughly cleaned & sanitized between uses and I constantly implement all possible safety precautions. you are more then welcome to bring along any personal equipment or items that you would like included in the session. Don’t Even Ask *I do not do out-calls, phone sessions, email training, dinner dates, or financial slavery. *I am not in need of any personal/house slaves. *I do not offer: showers of any kind, forced-bi scenes, pussy worship, skin-on-skin smothering, blood sports, piercing, enemas, scat, or heavy body worship, and I am not comfortable using single-tail whips. The Rules *During the session proper, you may address Me as Miss, Ma'am, Mistress, or, Mistress Miranda and Miranda works just fine for all other occasions (like over the phone and before and after session time). Please do not address Me by pet names or terms of endearment. you are not wearing the Mistress boots, I am wearing the Mistress boots. you may wonder, "Why is Miranda always the one wearing the Mistress boots?" Because I look better in them then you do, that's why. *Please do not touch Me in a vulgar or inappropriate manner. *Please do not ask Me for sexual favors. (Hand jobs and cunnilingus/analinigus count as sexual favors.) *Please do not bring drugs or other illegal items into My dungeon. (Poppers count as a drug.) *Please do not "joke" about pedophilia, bestiality, or satanism. In fact, if you’ve ever thought that any of the aforementioned might not be a bad idea, don't ever, ever, ever contact Me in any way. *Please know that the violation of any of these rules will result in immediate & total banishment. *If you want to make friends, good grooming habits are always a start. While I won't kick you out for bad hygiene, I will maintain a constant 10-foot distance, thereby effectively turning slut training into a twisted games of lawn darts. It's your choice. |
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| Before Contacting Me ... you must complete and submit My "Slave Application." My website does not contain tracking devices of any kind; thus, I only know what you tell Me. "Slave Application" |
| "You must submit to supreme suffering in order to discover the completion of joy." --John Calvin |
| Before Calling ... Please know that I do not accept calls from blocked, private, or anonymous callers. To unblock your phone, press *82 before dialing My number or simply leave a voicemail and I'll return your call at My earliest convenience. (330) 351.3976 I Do Not Read Or Respond To Text Messages! Also, please don't call unless you've read this page and the "About Me" page in their entirety--I simply don't have the time to answer basic questions already discussed on this site. |
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| Regarding questions of availability, consult My calendar below (if it's not blocked off it's open): Mirandas Calendar |