*showers of any kind.

*single-tails

*handcuffs

* piercing, blood sports, single-tails, or enemas.

*activities involving minors, animals, race, or religion.

*phone sessions, outcalls, or distance training.

*pussy worship, nipple worship, heavy ass worship, face sitting, or skin on skin smothering.

*full nudity.

*live crush.

*heavy breath play (lite okay).

*no roleplay during initial session.

*financial domination/blackmail.

*switch sessions.

*smoking sessions involving cigars.

*any type of play that could result in longterm/permanent injuries.

*whatever else I don't feel like doing at any given moment.

Also, please know that ...

*I do not need a house/personal slave.

*During the session proper, you may address Me as Miss, Ma'am, Mistress, or, Mistress Miranda and Miranda works
just fine for all other occasions (like over the phone and before and after session time). Please do not address Me by
pet names or terms of endearment.  you are not wearing the Mistress boots, I am wearing the Mistress boots.  
you may wonder, "Why is Miranda always the one wearing the Mistress boots?"   
Because I look better in them then you do, that's why.

*Do not touch Me in a vulgar or inappropriate manner.    

*Do not ask Me for sexual favors.  (Hand jobs and cunnilingus/analinigus count as sexual favors.)  

*Do not bring drugs or other illegal items into My dungeon.  (Poppers count as a drug.)

*Do not "joke" about pedophilia, bestiality, or satanism.  In fact, if you’ve ever thought that any of the aforementioned
might not be a bad idea, don't ever, ever, ever contact Me in any way.    

*Know that the violation of any of these rules will result in immediate & total banishment.

*If you want to make friends, good grooming habits are always a start.  While I won't kick you out for bad hygiene, I
will maintain a constant 10-foot distance, thereby effectively turning slut training into a twisted games of lawn darts.  
It's your choice.